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  • Happy New Year!

    Is your new years resolution to jerk off more? I hope so! I love addicted masturbators.

    Do any of you have a goal you would like to reach? Like increasing the time you spend masturbating…trying always to masturbate more than yesterday?

    Happy New Year to all you meat beating, dick whacking, “hand humping”, jerk off masturbators!!! lol

     

     

     

     


  • The Best Wanking Lube

    Ive posted about this before but my blog got obliterated by my webhost..

    Ive talked to alot of wankers and there seems to be a favorite lube of choice among the most hardcore addicted masturbators.  Some say its the best lube on the market.

    Quote from one masturbator

    Albolene Cleansing Concentrate Albolene Moisturizing Cleanser, Unscented 

    white jar blue lid….hands down the BEST masturbation lube that there is.
    Found in womens skin care area of most drug stores. A little goes a long
    ways, does not dry out GREAT FOR EDGING, easy clean up. FEELS GREAT!!”

    So there you have it! Go get some at your local Walgreens or drugstore.com. I even tried it and it is very smooth, altho be sure you only use a tiny bit until you get used to it because like he said, a little does go a long way. It leaves you feeling soo soft too : )

    Grab your fave lube and call me, naughty wanker boys.

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  • Addicted Masturbators

    Almost no  single day goes by without many  incredible hours every day of frantic, constant edging-masturbating.  Your addiction requires more wanking, more than ever… today, more than yesterday. Tomorrow, more than today. Wanking, always wanking, wanking, wanking and nothing other than wanking. As you get older you will wank more and with more pleasure and your addiction will be even bigger.

    upanddownandupanddownand…

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  • Do you have Male PMS?

    Male PMS = Pathetic Masturbator Syndrome

     

    It is an incurable chronic, progressively degenerative condition. You can
    only learn to accept it in your lives, and deal with its consequences.

    Constant masturbating.

     

    Thats why you need ME : )

    I encourage masturbating, and eating cum, and anything that makes you get even worse into your addiction.

    Its so much fun to be a wanker isnt it?

    Now go sit in your little masturbation chair.. i know you all have a favorite one.. lol.. and call and jerk off for me, and if you dare.. do it in front of a window.. outside somewhere… in your car.. and maybe you are hungry and will eat for me.. or else.


  • Do you prefer wanking off to having sex with a girl???

     

    The only thing you can think about is jerking your cock, no matter if its a tiny little one, or a bigger one.

     

    Are you kind of sad after cumming? like you’re thinking, darn Im done and it felt so good.. then you cant wait to do it again, and you just keep on stroking, hoping it will get stiff again.

    You are a CHRONIC, COMPULSIVE, SEVERELY ADDICTED MASTURBATOR. Nothing else matters to you.

    You should learn edging, if you havent already. Bring your cock up to the edge of orgasm but hold it in and dont let it cum. Do it for as long as you can without letting it cum.

    If you do this, your orgasms will be even more intense.

    Now get to practicing and become even more addicted.

    And dont forget to call me in your delirious state of masturbating mind.

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