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January 1, 2018
by Conny

Happy New Year!

Is your new years resolution to jerk off more? I hope so! I love addicted masturbators.

Do any of you have a goal you would like to reach? Like increasing the time you spend masturbating…trying always to masturbate more than yesterday?

Happy New Year to all you meat beating, dick whacking, “hand humping”, jerk off masturbators!!! lol





December 9, 2017
by Conny

The Best Wanking Lube

Ive posted about this before but my blog got obliterated by my webhost..

Ive talked to alot of wankers and there seems to be a favorite lube of choice among the most hardcore addicted masturbators.  Some say its the best lube on the market.

Quote from one masturbator

Albolene Cleansing Concentrate Albolene Moisturizing Cleanser, Unscented 

white jar blue lid….hands down the BEST masturbation lube that there is.
Found in womens skin care area of most drug stores. A little goes a long
ways, does not dry out GREAT FOR EDGING, easy clean up. FEELS GREAT!!”

So there you have it! Go get some at your local Walgreens or I even tried it and it is very smooth, altho be sure you only use a tiny bit until you get used to it because like he said, a little does go a long way. It leaves you feeling soo soft too : )

Grab your fave lube and call me, naughty wanker boys.

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December 5, 2017
by Conny

Cum in your Own Face

Who’s tried the “self facial” technique for masturbating? I Love making my guys do that on cam…Lay on your back, and roll back like you were going to do a backwards roll. Eventually, if you are flexible enough to hold this position and you are able to rest your knees on the bed right next to your ears with your bare asshole pointed at the ceiling and your hard little  cock only inches from your face as you furiously pump your way to orgasm. Just as you feel yourself starting to cum, you open your mouth wide and your cock starts squirting and spraying your nasty, perverted hot load all over your own face and in your open, hungry mouth.

Do some practicing for Me then call and do it on cam for me!



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November 7, 2017
by Conny

When you are addicted to masturbating

You cant wait to  have a day off all to yourself.

This will be a day of unconditional surrender to your penis, lol. You know that spending a whole day looking at porn and masturbating to it will only deepen your addiction to both, and you’re OK with that. You are totally addicted to the ecstasy that starts every time you put your hand on your penis and begin stroking.

These are your favorite days, when you have nothing to do but masturbate for hours and hours. Literally all day. It deepens the addiction, but you love it so much… You WANT to get more and more addicted, dont you?

You think about your secret life as a jack-off and you think to yourself “I wonder
if any of these people suspect that I’m actually a meat-beating,
hand-humping, pussy-deprived, jack-off chronic masturbator!”

Sometimes You wish they knew… dont you? Sometimes you even jerk off to the thought of them finding out.

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November 5, 2017
by Conny

Addicted Masturbators

Almost no  single day goes by without many  incredible hours every day of frantic, constant edging-masturbating.  Your addiction requires more wanking, more than ever… today, more than yesterday. Tomorrow, more than today. Wanking, always wanking, wanking, wanking and nothing other than wanking. As you get older you will wank more and with more pleasure and your addiction will be even bigger.


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October 24, 2017
by Conny

What might happen if you dont eat like a good boy

Think twice, before deciding you are not going to eat for me. This happened a couple of years ago. A guy ended up on my blog(in the Naughty Corner) for not eating after I warned him of the consequences..I guess he didnt believe me or something and I dont think he even knew his picture was up.. he decides to run for his town president… Apparently someone in the town googled him, ran across my blog and made copies of his picture in which he was wanking off and put it in everyones mailbox.