January 5, 2019
I know what you want for dessert tonight…creampie! And I’m not talking banana……You can’t get enough of creampie. Licking another guys cum out of your womans pussy. Yum yum!
She’s been a naughty girl and going out on dates behind your back. And we know why,don’t we? Because your mini dick isn’t big enough to keep her happy. So……she goes out with real men,and comes home with a pussy dripping full of a few loads of cum. Cum that has been put there by another guy. And as you take that walk of shame down the hall with your head hanging down following behind her to the bedroom, knowing you’re no longer man enough to be allowed to fuck her,she takes off her clothes and lays down before you. Spreading open her legs,you get between them and bury your face in and start to lick it all out. Every warm gooey drop of it. You cum licking perv,you…..
Taste good? Imagining his hard, hot, HUGE cock pumping in load after load into her. And he can stay hard and fuck all night. Unlike you , most likely also a premature ejaculator, right? Boy,you’re really a winner,aren’t you!? Tiny and a one minute man. No WONDER she’s out with other guys!
Oh well I am here for you, little one, while she’s out fucking other guys : )
December 22, 2018
Hello naughty Wankers!
Hello there boys….Have you been being a good little perv for Me and Santa? Been up to anything naughty you feel you need to tell me about? Like maybe you were thinking about me and our last call and you just HAD to go jerk off in the bathroom at work and pray your co worker didn’t come in and find out what you were up to?
Maybe you were driving home from work and couldn’t stop thinking about me and started stroking your cock as you drove. You silly stroker,don’t you know that’s dangerous!? Dont forget to call me while you are doing that! lol
You know,I had one guy call me,he’s a police officer and he told me a funny story. He was thinking about me and was so horny remembering our last call that while he was on duty,he pulled his patrol car into a deserted neighborhood and had to masturbate right there in the car because he was so excited and he couldn’t wait any longer. I was amused to say the least,and thought how “amused” his boss might be thinking of one of his officers masturbating in the patrol car while on duty.
You always entertain me with your stories of being overcome with horniness. You love the idea of being caught,knowing you have to be quiet and fast and rub one out on the sly, dont you?
Happy Holidays to you all, and Happy Wanking : )
November 19, 2018
Have you ever wondered why your little dick gets so stiff when us girls make fun of it?
Its very simple really.. because its the only attention it ever gets!
It reinforces your sense of inadequacy and it draws some attention to your little dick which otherwise would be ignored by men and women.
I wish I still had this one pic of a guy who dressed his little dick up in a tiny santa outfit lol.
You know what would be fun? If you guys send me some pics of your dicks dressed up somehow, get creative with it. I will post them here!
I hope all you masturbators have a very happy holiday season.
Kiss from Conny
November 16, 2018
Poor babies, most of you have little tiny weenies lol. You should start a club or something, the little willy club. The toilet could look something like this ! 🙂
October 15, 2018
I had one of my callers drive to the glory hole the other nite, luckily its only about 10 minutes away.. he had been there before of course, so knew his way around. He told me that some of the guys that go there are mean, dominant and had slapped his cock before. So of course he noticed one of the mean ones in there and was looking through the hole and said he had taken out some clothes pins. I told him to go ahead and stick his dick in there, and sure enough the guy put the clothes pins on my callers cock, and reached thru and squeezed his balls. My caller liked it tho! I hadnt realized he was a little pain slut. Finally the guy took the clothespins off and stuck his cock thru so my caller could suck it. wow he was really slurping away lol.. he sucked another one after that and I made him take the cum all over his face and then walk out to where the cashier girl was.
I LOVE listening to guys suck cock. So call me the next time YOU are.
September 11, 2018
I came across a meme today that reminded me of you guys! well not all of you , but you special ones who fuck your couch for me lol. that is so entertaining. Call me soon and join the “couch club” teehee
September 5, 2018
Are you a cum eating perv?
I know you are,you told me about your pervy habits the last time we talked. You know my tip about drinking pineapple juice to make your cum taste better? Lots of my guys are starting to do that now.
Some guys cum in an ice cube tray and have cum cubes in their drinks… And you thought a Coke or a Pepsi tasted better with a wedge of lemon……
Another actually said he shoots cum on his popcorn.
Another told me how he liked to spread chocolate syrup on his g/f’s dildo, and I said it would be nice if cum tasted like chocolate. He said no,it would be better if chocolate tasted like cum!
I bet it all started years ago. You normally came into a tissue and you didn’t have one handy, so you came into your hand, and you didn’t know what to do, so out of curiosity, you brought your hand up and sniffed it, and then gingerly dipped the tip of your tongue into it, to see what it was like.
Most try it sure ,but that taste, it did something to you, created a hunger in you. A hunger for your own cum. And even though you thought it was a weird thing,you lapped it all up and swallowed it.
I love my naughty little cum eaters!
August 5, 2018
I love to make guys jerk off in public… Here is the story of one of my callers…. First it started in his car. (You’d be surprised how many guys call from their car.) He was doing it in the far off corner of the parking lot,then he started doing it while he was driving,and he’d drive alongside higher vehicles so people inside would look down and see. He’d pull up alongside SUV’s with women passengers and look up and smile at them as they looked on in shock.
Then he went to a drive thru and flashed the girl at the window as he jerked his cock. He got the shock though when she tossed the cup of coffee and aimed for his cock! He saw what was coming and shielded it with his hand and got the back of his hand burned!
One time he started masturbating in the elevator and wanted to see if he could cum before it got to his floor and the doors opened. He just got zipped back up as the doors opened and the cleaning lady was standing there lol
Are you brave enough? Call Me : )
July 5, 2018
Crossdressing is your dirty little secret isn’t it? Well,one of them! You’ve got many pervy secrets,I know. You love dressing up and going shopping. Just hoping the sales clerks don’t know the ladies clothes are for you and not your girlfriend or your sister as you always nervously tell her. Some of them buy it,others smirk and know what you’re up to…..
I had one of you boys call me the other day and tell me all about your day at the spa. They had called in ahead of time and told them they weren’t their typical customer to make sure it was ok,and it was ok so you had a full day of treatments. Facial,manicure,pedicure,full body waxing,hair conditioning and styling and of course full makeup.
They left that salon feeling their feminine best. Dressed up and ready to go clubbing and look for hot guys to have fun with. They did meet up with a guy and had some blow jobs. All that cum……Swallowing another mans cum right out of his cock. With his hand on the back of your head,gagging you with his cock. Naughty boy,dressed up in ladies lingerie and clothes hoping ones you know don’t come across your secret stash of clothes and high heeled shoes and wigs and makeup. Going out to clubs trolling for hot guys to suck off and take their loads down your throat.….tell me all about YOUR cross dressing escapades. : )
June 5, 2018
I just noticed that someone found my blog by googling “how to masturbate with ice cube up ass”. LOL, just had to share that, I thought it was funny.
Are ice cubes up the ass becoming popular now that it is summer time? Do you need to cool down a little?