Hello naughty Wankers!
Hello there boys….Have you been being a good little perv for Me and Santa? Been up to anything naughty you feel you need to tell me about? Like maybe you were thinking about me and our last call and you just HAD to go jerk off in the bathroom at work and pray your co worker didn’t come in and find out what you were up to?
Maybe you were driving home from work and couldn’t stop thinking about me and started stroking your cock as you drove. You silly stroker,don’t you know that’s dangerous!? Dont forget to call me while you are doing that! lol
You know,I had one guy call me,he’s a police officer and he told me a funny story. He was thinking about me and was so horny remembering our last call that while he was on duty,he pulled his patrol car into a deserted neighborhood and had to masturbate right there in the car because he was so excited and he couldn’t wait any longer. I was amused to say the least,and thought how “amused” his boss might be thinking of one of his officers masturbating in the patrol car while on duty.
You always entertain me with your stories of being overcome with horniness. You love the idea of being caught,knowing you have to be quiet and fast and rub one out on the sly, dont you?
Happy Holidays to you all, and Happy Wanking : )