Do you have Male PMS?

Male PMS = Pathetic Masturbator Syndrome

 

It is an incurable chronic, progressively degenerative condition. You can
only learn to accept it in your lives, and deal with its consequences.

Constant masturbating.

 

Thats why you need ME : )

I encourage masturbating, and eating cum, and anything that makes you get even worse into your addiction.

Its so much fun to be a wanker isnt it?

Now go sit in your little masturbation chair.. i know you all have a favorite one.. lol.. and call and jerk off for me, and if you dare.. do it in front of a window.. outside somewhere… in your car.. and maybe you are hungry and will eat for me.. or else.