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Another funny email that cracked Me up! A guy had bought one of My pics and wrote to ask if he could cum, I told him yes, but to put an ice cube in his ass first. He wrote back the next day saying this.
“talk about bad luck…my wife came home while I had the ice cube up my ass and I never got to cum!!”
LOL I can just see him trying to retain his composure, talking to his wife, with that ice cube melting in his ass : ) I love it.
Ive posted about this before but my blog got obliterated by my webhost..
Ive talked to alot of wankers and there seems to be a favorite lube of choice among the most hardcore addicted masturbators. Some say its the best lube on the market.
Quote from one masturbator
“Albolene Cleansing Concentrate Albolene Moisturizing Cleanser, Unscented
white jar blue lid….hands down the BEST masturbation lube that there is.
Found in womens skin care area of most drug stores. A little goes a long
ways, does not dry out GREAT FOR EDGING, easy clean up. FEELS GREAT!!”
So there you have it! Go get some at your local Walgreens or drugstore.com. I even tried it and it is very smooth, altho be sure you only use a tiny bit until you get used to it because like he said, a little does go a long way. It leaves you feeling soo soft too : )
Grab your fave lube and call me, naughty wanker boys.
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