have a great day and try to sneak away and stroke your little dick for me 🙂
Ive talked to alot of wankers and there seems to be a favorite lube of choice among the most hardcore addicted masturbators. Some say its the best lube on the market.
Quote from one masturbator
“Albolene Cleansing Concentrate Albolene Moisturizing Cleanser, Unscented
white jar blue lid….hands down the BEST masturbation lube that there is.
Found in womens skin care area of most drug stores. A little goes a long
ways, does not dry out GREAT FOR EDGING, easy clean up. FEELS GREAT!!”
So there you have it! Go get some at your local Walgreens or drugstore.com. I even tried it and it is very smooth, altho be sure you only use a tiny bit until you get used to it because like he said, a little does go a long way. It leaves you feeling soo soft too : )
Grab your fave lube and call me, naughty wanker boys.
You cant wait to have a day off all to yourself.
This will be a day of unconditional surrender to your penis, lol. You know that spending a whole day looking at porn and masturbating to it will only deepen your addiction to both, and you’re OK with that. You are totally addicted to the ecstasy that starts every time you put your hand on your penis and begin stroking.
These are your favorite days, when you have nothing to do but masturbate for hours and hours. Literally all day. It deepens the addiction, but you love it so much… You WANT to get more and more addicted, dont you?
You think about your secret life as a jack-off and you think to yourself “I wonder
if any of these people suspect that I’m actually a meat-beating,
hand-humping, pussy-deprived, jack-off chronic masturbator!”
Sometimes You wish they knew… dont you? Sometimes you even jerk off to the thought of them finding out.
Almost no single day goes by without many incredible hours every day of frantic, constant edging-masturbating. Your addiction requires more wanking, more than ever… today, more than yesterday. Tomorrow, more than today. Wanking, always wanking, wanking, wanking and nothing other than wanking. As you get older you will wank more and with more pleasure and your addiction will be even bigger.
(I made this big so you can see it lol)
Along with forcing guys to eat their own cum, I LOVE public masturbation calls.. at work.. in store dressing rooms.. parks, your car.. wherever..
Whats your fave public place to jerk off?
Best story wins 3 free minutes
Talk to you soon naughty wankers!
Male PMS = Pathetic Masturbator Syndrome
It is an incurable chronic, progressively degenerative condition. You can
only learn to accept it in your lives, and deal with its consequences.
Thats why you need ME : )
I encourage masturbating, and eating cum, and anything that makes you get even worse into your addiction.
Its so much fun to be a wanker isnt it?
Now go sit in your little masturbation chair.. i know you all have a favorite one.. lol.. and call and jerk off for me, and if you dare.. do it in front of a window.. outside somewhere… in your car.. and maybe you are hungry and will eat for me.. or else.
The only thing you can think about is jerking your cock, no matter if its a tiny little one, or a bigger one.
Are you kind of sad after cumming? like you’re thinking, darn Im done and it felt so good.. then you cant wait to do it again, and you just keep on stroking, hoping it will get stiff again.
You are a CHRONIC, COMPULSIVE, SEVERELY ADDICTED MASTURBATOR. Nothing else matters to you.
You should learn edging, if you havent already. Bring your cock up to the edge of orgasm but hold it in and dont let it cum. Do it for as long as you can without letting it cum.
If you do this, your orgasms will be even more intense.
Now get to practicing and become even more addicted.
And dont forget to call me in your delirious state of masturbating mind.