• Do you have Male PMS?

    Male PMS = Pathetic Masturbator Syndrome

     

    It is an incurable chronic, progressively degenerative condition. You can
    only learn to accept it in your lives, and deal with its consequences.

    Constant masturbating.

     

    Thats why you need ME : )

    I encourage masturbating, and eating cum, and anything that makes you get even worse into your addiction.

    Its so much fun to be a wanker isnt it?

    Now go sit in your little masturbation chair.. i know you all have a favorite one.. lol.. and call and jerk off for me, and if you dare.. do it in front of a window.. outside somewhere… in your car.. and maybe you are hungry and will eat for me.. or else.


  • Do you prefer wanking off to having sex with a girl???

     

    The only thing you can think about is jerking your cock, no matter if its a tiny little one, or a bigger one.

     

    Are you kind of sad after cumming? like you’re thinking, darn Im done and it felt so good.. then you cant wait to do it again, and you just keep on stroking, hoping it will get stiff again.

    You are a CHRONIC, COMPULSIVE, SEVERELY ADDICTED MASTURBATOR. Nothing else matters to you.

    You should learn edging, if you havent already. Bring your cock up to the edge of orgasm but hold it in and dont let it cum. Do it for as long as you can without letting it cum.

    If you do this, your orgasms will be even more intense.

    Now get to practicing and become even more addicted.

    And dont forget to call me in your delirious state of masturbating mind.

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