Hello Naughty Boys! What a bunch of little cocksuckers you are! Or want to be! You want to suck cock so bad its all you can think about, some of you would rather suck a cock than lick a pussy! You want to be forced to suck a cock and be humiliated while doing it, being called faggot (not that theres anything wrong with that, I love gay guys)..but the word gay isnt enough for you isnt it? You like to be called faggot lol. Dirty little cum eating cock sucking faggot. Dreaming about cock night and day and pulling on your little faggot stick…haha there is never a dull day with you boys.
Tell me how much you want to suck a big juicy cock.
You masturbate way too much. It has gotten out of hand. You need more structure in your life. You need someone to take control of when you get to masturbate and if you are allowed to cum. You’re looking for someone who makes you call to check in and that makes you ask for permission to jack off , and requires that you jack off only while you are on the phone with. That someone would be me of course : )
I know what you want for dessert tonight…creampie! And I’m not talking banana……You can’t get enough of creampie. Licking another guys cum out of your womans pussy. Yum yum!
She’s been a naughty girl and going out on dates behind your back. And we know why,don’t we? Because your mini dick isn’t big enough to keep her happy. So……she goes out with real men,and comes home with a pussy dripping full of a few loads of cum. Cum that has been put there by another guy. And as you take that walk of shame down the hall with your head hanging down following behind her to the bedroom, knowing you’re no longer man enough to be allowed to fuck her,she takes off her clothes and lays down before you. Spreading open her legs,you get between them and bury your face in and start to lick it all out. Every warm gooey drop of it. You cum licking perv,you…..
Taste good? Imagining his hard, hot, HUGE cock pumping in load after load into her. And he can stay hard and fuck all night. Unlike you , most likely also a premature ejaculator, right? Boy,you’re really a winner,aren’t you!? Tiny and a one minute man. No WONDER she’s out with other guys!
Oh well I am here for you, little one, while she’s out fucking other guys : )
Hello there boys….Have you been being a good little perv for Me and Santa? Been up to anything naughty you feel you need to tell me about? Like maybe you were thinking about me and our last call and you just HAD to go jerk off in the bathroom at work and pray your co worker didn’t come in and find out what you were up to?
Maybe you were driving home from work and couldn’t stop thinking about me and started stroking your cock as you drove. You silly stroker,don’t you know that’s dangerous!? Dont forget to call me while you are doing that! lol
You know,I had one guy call me,he’s a police officer and he told me a funny story. He was thinking about me and was so horny remembering our last call that while he was on duty,he pulled his patrol car into a deserted neighborhood and had to masturbate right there in the car because he was so excited and he couldn’t wait any longer. I was amused to say the least,and thought how “amused” his boss might be thinking of one of his officers masturbating in the patrol car while on duty.
You always entertain me with your stories of being overcome with horniness. You love the idea of being caught,knowing you have to be quiet and fast and rub one out on the sly, dont you?
I had one of my callers drive to the glory hole the other nite, luckily its only about 10 minutes away.. he had been there before of course, so knew his way around. He told me that some of the guys that go there are mean, dominant and had slapped his cock before. So of course he noticed one of the mean ones in there and was looking through the hole and said he had taken out some clothes pins. I told him to go ahead and stick his dick in there, and sure enough the guy put the clothes pins on my callers cock, and reached thru and squeezed his balls. My caller liked it tho! I hadnt realized he was a little pain slut. Finally the guy took the clothespins off and stuck his cock thru so my caller could suck it. wow he was really slurping away lol.. he sucked another one after that and I made him take the cum all over his face and then walk out to where the cashier girl was.
I LOVE listening to guys suck cock. So call me the next time YOU are.
I came across a meme today that reminded me of you guys! well not all of you , but you special ones who fuck your couch for me lol. that is so entertaining. Call me soon and join the “couch club” teehee